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  1. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  3. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  4. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  5. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  6. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  7. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  8. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  9. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  10. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

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