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  1. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  2. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  3. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  4. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  5. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  6. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  7. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  8. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  9. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  10. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

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