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  1. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  2. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  3. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  4. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  5. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  8. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  9. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  10. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"

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