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Today's Jokes

  1. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  2. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  3. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  6. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  7. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  8. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  9. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  10. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.

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