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Today's Jokes

  1. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  2. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  3. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  4. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  5. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  7. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  8. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  9. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  10. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://lqu*.shop/

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