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Today's Jokes

  1. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  3. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  4. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  6. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  7. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  8. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  9. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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