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  1. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  2. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  3. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  4. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  5. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  6. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  7. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  8. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  9. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  10. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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