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  2. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  3. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  4. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  5. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
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  9. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  10. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.

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