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  2. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  3. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  4. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  5. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  6. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  7. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
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