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Today's Jokes

  1. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  2. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  3. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  4. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  5. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  6. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  7. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  8. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  9. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  10. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

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