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  2. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  3. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
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  5. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
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