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  1. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  2. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  3. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  4. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  5. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  6. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  7. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  8. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  9. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  10. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

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