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Today's Jokes

  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  3. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  4. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  5. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  6. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  7. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  8. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  9. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  10. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

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