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  1. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  2. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  3. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  6. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  7. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  8. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
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  10. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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