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  1. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  2. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  3. Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  6. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  7. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  8. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  9. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  10. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.

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