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  1. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  2. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  3. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  4. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  5. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  6. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  7. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  9. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  10. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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