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  1. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  2. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  3. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  4. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  5. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  6. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  7. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  8. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  9. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  10. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

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