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Today's Jokes

  1. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  2. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  3. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  4. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  5. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  6. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  7. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  9. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  10. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://lqu*.shop/

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